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Old 11-03-2009, 03:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Post your bad jokes
Post your terrible puns and what not here.
I'll start.

If this is the international house of pancakes, can you direct me to the customs office?

You think puns are funny? You mean punny?
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Your so fat you have to break down the walls to enter a room.
WTF
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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*knock knock
*who's there?
*orange
*orange who?
*orange ya glad I didn't say your mother? TEEHEE!!!!
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ehhh.....why not
So a blond goes in to a auto-macantic shop....she asks...."Can I get a cap to fit on a 710?...Because mines broken".....the sells clerk tells her, "We don't carry a 710?"....The blond says yes you do....Look here....she hands over the cap that says 710...the sales clerk looks at the blond and turns the cap over....(710--->OIL cap)
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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*Warning*
YO Momma jokes...not responsible for any crying
xD

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, stop that twinkie!!
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yo momma is so fat she's got her own gravitational pull, plus her own rings

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Old 11-04-2009, 02:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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A Yo Momma joke

Yo Momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

^i love this one
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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yo momma is so fat she's got her own gravitational pull, plus her own rings

lol
YOOOOO

i always crack on my friend too cuz he fat as hell i say he got his own gravitational pull in my astronomy class....
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yo Momma's SO ugly, even Naruto can't believe it!

Dattebayo!!!!
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